Dear father: (on the topic of diving)
When you say "you need to work on your form" do you not realize that it's FUCKING ANNOYING? You think that *I* don't know what I need to do to get better? You think I like being not flexible at all? I can't even touch my damn toes without bending my knees. There's nothing I can do to change my fucking body and make myself more flexible. I've been stretching for an hour a day for almost 3 weeks straight and I've gotten nowhere. Also telling me "Jason you need to try harder" after a meet is the most dumbass thing you can ever say. You think that I, THE PERSON WHO WAS DIVING, don't know how hard I was trying?
I don't go up there and think "yeah, I want to land on my back and smack and do horrible at this meet" No, I go up there and think "yeah I gotta nail this" and when I smack I feel bad. You saying "try harder" doesn't help a fucking thing, okay. And also, taking away the computer is not a way to motivate me. The way to motivate a person is to offer them a reward, not to take away something if they do bad.
And lastly, I don't want to cut my fucking burnt chicken because it's easier to just chew it off the fork, I don't give a shit how "rude" it is, I'm in my own house, you better not give a fuck whether I cut my chicken first or just eat it. And saying "oh well you need to learn how to cut chicken" is fucking dumb, I KNOW HOW TO CUT A CHICKEN, I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. IF I WANT TO BE POLITE IN PUBLIC, I WILL CUT MY CHICKEN, BUT LET ME EAT HOW I WANT IN MY OWN HOUSE.
That is all.