Hello friends. Today I come to you with news that there is a cheater among us. I've suspected this person since day one and now I finally have proof of his misdeeds.
I began to suspect torch was cheating when I noticed his proficiency with getting headshots as a sniper. I also noticed that he is suspiciously good at avoiding attacks
I am shooting him will all of my demo rockets and I am not doing any damage. Clearly something is up.
After ten years of me firing at him, I do eventually get him. But look at how low my health is! And though this is all very suspicious, I disregard it as a fluke.
That is untill i noticed this.
Dont see it? Look closer.
See? A crit!
On a no crit server too!
Doesn't make any sense right? You can't have crits on a no crit server. However, I am certain that this final set of pictures will confirm all suspicions.
He hacked a shotgun for his pyro! Everybody knows the pryo only has the flamethrower, the flare gun, and the axtinguisher.
Oh man all this updating is making me hungry, I'll be right back.
Aww yeah, burritos.
Just gonna put this in the microwave.
Man, this sure is taking a long time to cook.
What the hell!? TORCH YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU BURNT MY BURRITO!!