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#1 Kingdom's Sword

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Posted January 02 2012 - 02:56 PM

What the fuck Mayans, you guys really dropped the ball on this one. It's January 2nd 2012, when the fuck is my apocalypse?

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#2 William Dogood

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Posted January 02 2012 - 02:57 PM

December 21, 2012.

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#3 Gemini.exe

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Posted January 02 2012 - 02:58 PM

Actually the Mayans predicted it to be the Winter Solstice, December 21st.
Go away William :<

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#4 Heartlesskev

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Posted January 02 2012 - 03:02 PM

Those wacky Mayans and their get rich quick schemes.

#5 William Dogood

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Posted January 02 2012 - 03:04 PM

Go away William :<


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#6 DANGER_HIGH_VOLTAGE

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Posted January 02 2012 - 04:38 PM

I think the Mayans were going to keep working on their calendar after a little break, but something came up and they couldn't work on it anymore.
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#7 Draythan

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Posted January 02 2012 - 04:40 PM

I think the Mayans were going to keep working on their calendar after a little break, but something came up and they couldn't work on it anymore.

It was called Conquest and after all the rape and pillage there was no memory of it :V

Also it's a change of cycle not the end of the world damn it >.< (altough I would laugh if it were to be an actual end of the world).
Fuck it, I'm out of here.

#8 Heartlesskev

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Posted January 02 2012 - 04:49 PM

December 21
the day the Mayans all ate some bad hot dogs and died.

i love history.

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Posted January 02 2012 - 05:36 PM

It was called Conquest and after all the rape and pillage there was no memory of it :V

Also it's a change of cycle not the end of the world damn it >.< (altough I would laugh if it were to be an actual end of the world).

what a wild party that was, huh guys?

guys?

oh right, you're not time travelers...

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#10 William Dogood

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Posted January 02 2012 - 06:06 PM

December 21
the day the Mayans all ate some bad hot dogs and died.

i love history.


*cough* except the 7 Million Mayans still alive to this day.

They must have missed the party.

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#11 PattyCakeChamp

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Posted January 02 2012 - 06:09 PM

*cough* except the 7 Million Mayans still alive to this day.

They must have missed the party.

They were vegetarians DUH

#12 RuiN

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Posted January 02 2012 - 06:11 PM

There's no evidence that the day their calender ends is when they thought the world would end. They just made the calender that long because they didn't need to make it any longer at the time.
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#13 AdiposeTissue

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Posted January 02 2012 - 07:07 PM

There's no evidence that the day their calender ends is when they thought the world would end. They just made the calender that long because they didn't need to make it any longer at the time.

NO MAN

They were so good at predicting the future. That's why they are still a powerhouse today. They predicted all the bad things that would happen and avoided them.


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#14 Heartlesskev

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Posted January 02 2012 - 07:36 PM

*cough* except the 7 Million Mayans still alive to this day.

They must have missed the party.

it was one hell of a party.

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Posted January 02 2012 - 07:45 PM

The calender on my fridge ended 2 days ago.
Nothing happened.
Woop woop.
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#16 Suwa + etc.

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Posted January 02 2012 - 08:47 PM

I believe that Jesus is going to return on December 20th just to troll the doomsday people.

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Posted January 03 2012 - 12:35 AM

I believe that Jesus is going to return on December 20th just to troll the doomsday people.

"It's the apocalypse!"
"My name's Jesus, lol"

#18 Goombac

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Posted January 03 2012 - 01:03 AM

The Spanish had to go and fuck everything up before the Mayans could update their calendar.

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Posted January 03 2012 - 02:21 PM

Ya know, after making a calendar that covers 5000 years, I'd also think to myself "Yeah, I think that's long enough. Now I won't have to buy a new one for a while."

#20 Thorondor123

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Posted January 03 2012 - 05:42 PM

Contrary to popular belief, the Mayans did not believe in "end of the world" nor did they ever predict such thing. The whole 2012 thing is completely made up and is not base on anything remotely South-American.




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