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STOP DYING TIGER!

YES! YES YES YES!!!!! >:o

 

AND YOU MR. MEDIGUN. I hate your crappyass aim, I'm aiming for that burning person there and what do you do?! You keep healing the person next to him. I'm not even AIMING at that guy, you just suck. Please make medigun with more acurate Valve, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE.

I remember you sucking at aiming. I guess it's the same with the medigun as well.

 

 

 

1. When you call for Medic and you're a scout and are engulfed in flames, please stop jumping and running around.

 

2. Can you stop shooting at the point or cart and actually start blocking it? I would very much thank you if you would.

 

3. Can Snipers start ninja-ing with the machete (Kukri, fine :/) when you need it? Please stop chasing people with it. Your Sniper rifle has 100% accuracy w/o scope too ya know!

 

4. Can Hoovies stop eating their Sandvich near a Dispenser and whose life is only -50 from their original?

 

5. Can you stop spy crabbing? I really hate you :)

 

6. Can the number of Spies and Snipers who suck change their class? That's well appreciated.]

 

7. Can someone heal me and at least try to stop healing your main target for now? (I'm looking at you, Tiger :( )

 

8. Please listen to me when I say there's a Spy. I've repeated it like... *friends' backs are now stabbed*... nevermind, you're too late :(

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When Im an engi and I ask for help - and dont even get a reply.

 

Thankyou so much team (playing on gravelpit today)when I ask for some engi help to get up onto the ledge at B so we can get some team members up there and you ignore me - I get torn to shreds. Really does help, you know? I mean, not even acknowledging my request is going to get us far. Even a small "No sorry, im gonna go defend a" would suffice but no, clearly youre too ignorant enough to do such a thing. But hey, thanks for the thought. (Or lack of).

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Have at least a bit of honor, please. If I've got my bat out, why not show some respect and pull out your melee as well? Okay, so you've got a flamethrower and can bring me down in seconds, but hey, you might still win with that axe!

 

It would also be nice if one-on-ones could stay one-on-ones. No idea how many times I go for a little bat duel with another Scout, and a Soldier has to come by and blow everything apart, literally.

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I am The Sniper, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a Sniper not entitled to throw a jar of piss at his enemys?

 

"No," says the spy on the point cloaked. It disables my cloaking.

 

"No," says the pyro who sets fires to enemies. It extinguishes my fires.

 

"No," says the Heavy eating his Sandvich. It allows others to hurt me more for a short period of time

 

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

 

Jarate!

 

A martial arts move where the Sniper would not fear the Spies.

 

Where the Ones on Fire would not be scared of petty Pyros.

 

Where the Scouts would not be overwhelmed by the Heavies.

 

With the sweat of your brow, Jarate can become your support weapon as well.

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I am The Sniper, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a Sniper not entitled to throw a jar of piss at his enemys?

 

"No," says the spy on the point cloaked. It disables my cloaking.

 

"No," says the pyro who sets fires to enemies. It extinguishes my fires.

 

"No," says the Heavy eating his Sandvich. It allows others to hurt me more for a short period of time

 

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

 

Jarate!

 

A martial arts move where the Sniper would not fear the Spies.

 

Where the Ones on Fire would not be scared of petty Pyros.

 

Where the Scouts would not be overwhelmed by the Heavies.

 

With the sweat of your brow, Jarate can become your support weapon as well.

I'M ANDREW RYAN. AND BIOSHOCK IS PERHAPS ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES TO COME OUT THAT YEAR! WOULD YOU KINDLY?

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Oh how I hate thee...

 

1. Pyros.

 

2. Walking around a corner, cloaked, and getting blindly headshot, usually with a damned Huntsman.

 

3. Pyros.

 

4. Jarate. No other effect in the game lasts as long as it. Hell, I could suicide, respawn, and run back to the same spot faster than it takes to wear off sometimes.

 

5. Pyros.

 

6. Having a teammate decide the spot where I'm standing at, cloaked, is the best place to run to while a pyro is chasing them.

 

7. Pyros.

 

8. Going to sap a sentry right as a teammate triggers it--with me in between.

 

9. Pyros.

 

10. Did I mention pyros? Especially the blind, randomly spraying, W+M1 spycheckers:

"Gee, I'm 100 miles from any objective, nobody is around, why the hell am I even here? I know, I'll spycheck on top of THAT box right there!"

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Draskuul, I'm guessing you don't like pyros.

 

Also, the main reason to spy check 100 miles from nowhere is to find spy crab nests. You won't believe how many times I'm walking out in the middle of nowhere, when I get a tingle on my pyro sense. I do a quick 360 degree flame and sure enough, I'm in the middle of a cloaked spy crab nest. So really, all your troubles can be blamed on spy crabs.

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Draskuul, I'm guessing you don't like pyros.

Oh yeah, especially ones named after suicidal rodents! I thought I'd look up the stats on who had killed me the most, knowing you'd be up there...and you were #2. Fortunately those Nomex suits you wear aren't stab-proof :twisted:

 

And spycrab nests are harmless, you murderer! Now the non-crustacean types are another story...

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why do people break the rules as soon as i tell them not to.

 

MEDICS: you can heal classes other then heavies

SPIES: stop going in the enemy base and sapping the first thing you see HELP your teams

HEAVIES: just because you have natascha doesn't mean you have to use it.

PYROS: i hate them for stupid spamming

SNIPERS:there's no point in more then 2

ENGIES: stop building 3 sentries right next to eachother

DEMOMAN: your grenade launchers do something

SCOUTS: stop trying to kill people and get the objectives

SOLDIERS: shoot at the feet

 

that's it.

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SPIES: stop going in the enemy base and sapping the first thing you see HELP your teams

Um. Actually for you to actually go through IS to sap things.

 

Quite frankly sappers need your help too (Like the Donut/Lemming pair). As soon as it is sapped, YOU'RE supposed to help them too.

 

Spies are soloists as murders, but not as much as those that destroy the nests..

 

PYROS: i hate them for stupid spamming

Don't worry, they're built to do that. They're doing what they're suppose to do.

 

SNIPERS:there's no point in more then 2

We'll see :roll:

 

SCOUTS: stop trying to kill people and get the objectives

Are you serious? Let's fall back at the "DON'T SAP THE FIRST THING YOU SEE!!?!?!?!" rant. They can't kill a Sentry nest nor could they survive in a spot where there are sentries. (even level 2 ones) I think what you are trying to imply here is to KILL the medics, which is practically not really the objective of the map.

 

SOLDIERS: shoot at the feet

 

I actually don't :D.

 

For some lucky reason, even jumping scoots eat my rockets 5/7 of the time :D. I mean literally.

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I hate when people discriminate me for just BEING a pyro. And whenever I tell them I'm not some W+M1'er or some airblast spammer, I'm always greeted with more angry comments. I love the pyro. I'm almost never going to change. Get used to it.

 

On another note, stop killing mah medic! D:<

 

Edit: I also wish people would rage more when I reflect-kill them. Rage is just more fuel for my flamethrower ^_^

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Drask, I'm writing the Dead ringer Version of this.

 

1. Lemming.

 

2. Walking around a corner, DR out,and then I put it down on accident and getting blindly headshotted, usually with a damned Huntsman.

 

3. Lemming.

 

4. Jarate. As soon as I get hit with the dr, they know where I am and are just CONSTANTLY nagging down my throat with bullets/arrows/fire

 

5. Lemming.

 

6. In relation to number 2, Think it's safe so I drop my DR and AS SOON AS I DO headshot/backstab/backburn

 

7. Lemming.

 

8. Going to sap a sentry right as a teammate triggers it--with me in between.

 

9. Lemming.

 

10. The moment I click, and the backstab makes the contact noise, I die, and don't get the kill

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PYROS: i hate them for stupid spamming

 

Sorry, not all pyros can be youtube heroes like Don Newman or Huey Lewis.

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Sorry, not all pyros can be youtube heroes like Don Newman or Huey Lewis.

:cry: Don Newman is my inspiration for being a pyro. I've only ever gotten reflect headshots (specifically headshots, not just arrow reflects) three times and watching the Aggravation video again made me feel inadequate. In all honesty, I can pull off Huey-stuff and SOME Don-stuff, but I always feel bad watching that video. I must say though, pulling a jarate reflect today made me feel quite good.

 

Edit: Quote's pretty much useless...it just reminded me of that.

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Hey that's fine man, didn't mean any offense. ;)

Just saying that alot of people who complain about the pyro seem to think that all pyros should be super skilled badasses like those two. :)

 

Pyro is my 3rd played class, I know when to use my axe and shotgun and I don't try pulling off any of that skilled stuff unless it's necessary.

Get in, do some raw damage, get out, do it again.

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I balance myself between raw damage and pulling crazy shit off (arrows and rockets <3) but sometimes I cross those two and die (sometimes in a seemingly retarded way) which usually erupts in "WTF was that?!" taunts from my spec-ing teammates *looks at Whale*. Apparently, I'm one of the few people on the server who can reflect sentry rockets and kill something with them (enemies or the sentry itself). That always comes to my mind whenever I'm criticized for momentarily fucking up, but I try to remain humble (which really is taking this rant in a weird direction) so I just take the insults.

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fluke! overrated 1st round pick! no heart! :x

 

 

OMG, i never wished ill on a 49er before this guy... :evil:

 

ALEX SMITH MUST DIE!!!11 :x

 

quit now while it's pre-season you bastard!

 

YOU SUCK SWEAT OFF A DEAD MAN'S BALLZ!! :evil:

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WHY THE FUCK MUST THE SERVER BE SO POPULAR? OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY TOO!!!! EOFHOEHPEPAHPEAWIHAWHOWHOPAHWHAHOPOCAPSLOCKISMYFRIENDINTIMESOFRAGE. I also hate it that I've supposedly been banned for Reason:Other while playing only to be rejoin the server later, be able to play, and then tell me that I've been banned again later!

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Pyros who think they don't fit the stereotype. You know you w+m1 you know you do but you think you're special because you airblast, and occasionally switch to your secondary or axe. Most of your kills are afterburn after you're dead in the first place. Not that you aren't credit to team for your fire, I wouldn't say that. But thinking a drunk monkey couldn't play pyro well is ridiculous.

 

That was for Duke. Most reflects are luck anyway.

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This isn't really a rant persay but something I'd just like to gripe about.

 

I prefer defending on attack/defend maps to offense. but If you win, you get switched to offense. Likewise, the better you play (the fewer caps/checkpoints you give up), the shorter the round is and the quicker you get switched. The only way to repeatedly defend is to lose (and only on multi-stage maps). And if you win on offense, you just go right on to the next stage of the map, still on offense. Sometimes there's the option to switch teams, but not always (short of idling in spec waiting for someone to join or even worse forcing an auto-balance), and most of the time I don't want to switch anyway. Bugs me :/

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