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Welcome To Team Purchase 2

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Welcome to Team Purchase 2. After two weeks in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To purchase an item at a ludicrous price, hit your escape key, hover over the Mann Co. Store, and use your primary fire. To make the Valve team more obese, please continue using your primary fire while inside the store. Some people will try to tell you to not waste your money. This is nonsense, and you should spend to your heart’s desire. In rare cases, your primary fire may stop functioning. Continue by pressing your enter key. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to spend your 401K. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite bill is the $50. Thanks, and have fun!

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Silly Schmoofy, Gaben's favorite bill is the $100!

 

But honestly, I dont care about the store as long as we can still get drops for everything on there, except the renames and paint etc. Just glad Valve has gone this far with free updates.

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All your money are belong to Gaben

All your money are belong to Gaben

All your money are belong to Gaben

All your money are belong to Gaben

All your money are belong to Gaben

All your money are belong to Gaben

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To be honest I want to buy stuff made by contributors whose work I like just to help them out. They get 50% of the profits from their creations, or something.

 

Frankly I feel that's a move to privatize community content. Valve doesn't want to give it away for free. They want every contributer to get dollar signs in their eyes and give it to the Gaben.

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Nah, fast food joints won't take anything over a $50. Posted Image

 

We won't ever see Episode Three, will we?

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We won't ever see Episode Three, will we?

 

Sure we will, when Gaben can see his feet

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We won't ever see Episode Three, will we?

 

PRE-ORDER HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE THREE AND GET A FREEMAN'S CROWBAR TO USE IN TEAM FORTRESS 2.

 

Quote this for future reference, it's going to happen.

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Oh Gawd. Just looking at that clogged my arteries.

 

And Schmoofy, I wouldn't doubt it.

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Well let's see that string of fat jokes has delayed Episode 3 until... ...carry the three... Ah, when our sun becomes a red giant!

 

Speaking of red giant, Gabe Newell!

 

 

Well, he almost has his own gravitational pull, so...

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